00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, We've got bad news from the perimeter |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's the American...Sage |
00:05 - 00:07 | His ho's have been spotted here |
00:08 - 00:12 | And over here. Actually the entire south side. |
00:12 - 00:15 | He seems to be making a move to recruit your ho's to his squad |
00:17 - 00:19 | Just whistle at the ho's |
00:19 - 00:21 | Have them regroup at HQ |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Sir the ho's |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, the ho's say you can't protect them |
00:34 - 00:36 | Sage has a trechcoat |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you have your ho's in check, you better get the fuck out of this room. Count yourself lucky |
01:13 - 01:15 | What in the actual FUCK! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I've been running ho's here for 30 years! |
01:18 - 01:23 | This Sage guy thinks he can just waltz in here and take my ho's? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Does he even know who I am? |
01:29 - 01:31 | All my ho's about to learn a lesson |
01:31 - 01:34 | I want this Sage guy taken alive! |
01:34 - 01:37 | His pimp game aint shit! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I heard he works in IT for fuck's sake |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, He has a full black trenchcoat! |
01:42 - 01:46 | I am wearing a fucking trenchcoat asshat! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he also has a convertible IROC |
01:48 - 01:52 | He probably doesn't even accept fucking credit cards. Amateur! |
01:53 - 01:54 | He drinks lite beer |
01:56 - 01:57 | You think thats cool Steiner? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Lite beer with no Pimp Cup. His is Plastic! |
02:00 - 02:03 | He doesn't even have a feather'd pimp hat for God's sake! |
02:04 - 02:08 | If Charlene defects, kill her on the spot. No questions. |
02:08 - 02:13 | Yes! Charlene. She's been acting like a snitch! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I will have this fucker's trench coat on my wall by Friday |
02:17 - 02:21 | Or someone in this room is going to die. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm too old for this shit |
02:30 - 02:34 | It reminds me of the time I went to Iowa |
02:34 - 02:36 | Some asshole rang my doorbell at 2am |
02:41 - 02:42 | You know what they did? |
02:43 - 02:47 | They stole my fucking car! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Who steals a car in Spencer Iowa! |
02:54 - 02:56 | They brought it back |
02:56 - 02:59 | but it smelled like beer |
03:00 - 03:02 | Fucking lite beer! |
03:04 - 03:07 | "It wasn't you. It was Amanda" |
03:14 - 03:16 | People stealing my car |
03:19 - 03:23 | Now they are stealing my ho's |
03:25 - 03:26 | What did I ever do to that was so bad? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Pimpin is a tough gig |
03:40 - 03:46 | This Sage guy only has 7 ho's |
03:46 - 03:49 | Fucking guy doesn't even have a pimp cup |
03:53 - 03:56 | I have 3 pimp cups... asshole... |