| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have recieved todays COVID test results |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have identified the |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | following hot zones |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We think there has been some habib security guards |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | smashing birds in the quarantine hotels |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You mean they had sex with |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | girls in quarantine? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The Premier |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Yes |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yes, the habib security gaurds have been having |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | sex parties in the quarantine hotels. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except the health minister leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck hired a bunch of habib's |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | as security guards? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You know you they can not control them selves. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They are shooting fish in a barrell. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All of those bored girls with |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | nothing to do, just swiping on Hinge. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Of course they are going to fuck the security gaurds |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now they have COVID and having house parites |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Premier they were recommended |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Recommended by who, your mate in Broadmeadows |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Premier they had all their cerifications |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Certified in fucking everything that moves |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now we are fucked ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | COVID cases are rising by the day |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They are out there bragging to their mates |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Look at this hot girl I just banged ! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Going from room to room screwing |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | while the rest of us are in Stage 3 restrictions stuck at home |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had to cancel my holiday to the Gold Coast |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I have to deal with my kids at home with nothing to do |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do I do now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need to lead this state |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is my duty as Premier |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Those Habib's have fucked me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They fucked the girls and now they fucked me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we have to wearing masks on our faces |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | NSW, SA and QLD do not have restrictions |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They have closed their borders to us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We can not move we are stuck |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Anna they fired the Security Guards |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We are going into Stage 4 lockdown |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We all have to stay at home |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for two weeks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Those pricks |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have to rewatch the Tiger King series on Netflix |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It was a very addictive show |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | let the press know. |
