| 00:00 - 00:03 | You are 13 points ahead of Luke, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 14 ahead of Derham |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | who fluffed his way into the top 3. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The diner has been serving cold chips for weeks, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Bryce lost his mind months ago, drafting 9 point guards. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Complete recognition. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Money, trophy, titties. All mine. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dane.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The season.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The season ended early due to coronavirus. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You will not be crowned WATS champion. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Brother Burtons Bretheren, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A 3rd title is my destiny!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The hall of fame is my destiny!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those bottom feedings shits out there know it too |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They never had a chance of winning, not even Luke. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is all because of Pysie, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and that salami loving wog Jasos, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will shave one side of his head if he fucks me on this. |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | Commissioners are suppose to be impartial |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dane, give them a chance, a 2/3rds vote is very fair |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't give me that majority of a majority bullshit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dane its known as a super majority on Wikipedia |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Wikipedia is poorly written and never referenced properly! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Schroder!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was the one who drafted Ingram, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I drafted Lowry, Derozan and Randle, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I polished all of those terds! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I have to argue it was a legitimate title for the rest of my life, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | while those pigs out there call me asterisk, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | bullshitting me with pointless survey after survey.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Their only concern should be how many tits I want at MY presentation!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was further ahead than a donkeys dick, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I deserve some recognition and respect. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I mopped the floor with these fools. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least give me some money, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | maybe treat me to a steak dinner at a fancy restaurant, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or at least pay for 78% of the fucking bill. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Let me tell you something gentlemen, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | if 78% of a dick is shoved in my ass |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | then I've officially been FUCKED! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Luke, you'll get some recognition too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Wheres President Ryan for all of this? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | probably cumming all over Josh Lloyds face. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That should be my cum. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I carry the Duchateau name. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Did Pysie seriously think he could have won? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those predicted standings were worse than cancer. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thats the real farce. |
