00:00 - 00:03 | Rev, Pat played Germany again and pushed Poland |
00:04 - 00:05 | And he's pushing in from |
00:05 - 00:07 | West and South |
00:08 - 00:12 | And Nixlesh before even establishing a capital has annexed Mexico and Canada |
00:12 - 00:15 | And is now threatening to push into Cuba if we dont intervene |
00:17 - 00:19 | Just send 2k ground forces |
00:19 - 00:21 | and give cuba military protection |
00:24 - 00:26 | Rev, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Nixlesh, |
00:31 - 00:33 | Nixlesh has pushed past CA and invaded Columbia |
00:34 - 00:36 | And has created a big border with Brazil |
00:53 - 00:58 | Send half the army to the Chinese border now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WE NEED TO SHOW OUR POWER |
01:15 - 01:17 | IF WE DONT TAKE CHINA SOON, HE WONT BE THREATENED! |
01:18 - 01:23 | AND DO IT FAST BEFORE HE SAYS ITS BORING AND WATCHES A FEMBOY IN LATEX AND ARMOR |
01:25 - 01:28 | All because he made himself miserable by leaving 0 land |
01:29 - 01:31 | AND I BET PAT HAS HALF OF EUROPE! |
01:31 - 01:34 | AND HES PUT 100k TROOPS IN ALLGEMEINE SS |
01:34 - 01:37 | EVER SINGLE FUCKING GAME |
01:37 - 01:40 | CAN WE NOT JUST SETTLE ON DOING ROLLS WITHOUT PAT LEAVING |
01:40 - 01:42 | Rev, The rolls are RNG and its totally unfai- |
01:42 - 01:46 | THAT'S BULLSHIT! GET YOURSELF ALLIES TO FIGHT SUPERPOWERS! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Rev, Just let it be a private RP |
01:48 - 01:52 | YOU CANT PLAY THIS GAME |
01:53 - 01:54 | YOU FUCKING CANT |
01:56 - 01:57 | I'VE ONLY PUSHED TIBET, |
01:57 - 02:00 | AND NIKO ALREADY HAS THE ENTIRE WEST COAST GODDAMN IT |
02:00 - 02:03 | I SWEAR I TRY |
02:04 - 02:08 | IM ONLY SO NEW TO THIS GAME YET IVE PROGRESSED AS FAR AS I COULD! |
02:08 - 02:13 | AND FOR YOU TO TAKE EVERYTHING IVE LEARNED AND PUSH IT ASIDE THE ONE TIME I CAN PLAY ALONE |
02:14 - 02:16 | IT Makes me want to annex russia |
02:17 - 02:21 | AND DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT CAIRBRE, BECAUSE HE'S ONLY GONE FROM RWANDA TO BURUNDI |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'd rather be in a pub server |
02:30 - 02:34 | But even then, I can't escape the US propaganda artist |
02:34 - 02:36 | Because No matter what, he's an advisor |
02:41 - 02:42 | But Im too nice |
02:43 - 02:47 | AND NOW NIKO LEFT AND ITS JUST ME AND KAISER BOY |
02:48 - 02:53 | I might as well scream at him to join back and play fair |
02:54 - 02:56 | But If i liberate everything its unfair |
02:56 - 02:59 | Goddamn it pat i call for a UN Metting |
03:00 - 03:02 | SO WE CAN HOPEFULLY BRING SOME FUCKING ORDER |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Cairbre, He can only compliment you. |
03:14 - 03:16 | This server is in ruins |
03:19 - 03:23 | and he's gone to watch the femboy |
03:25 - 03:26 | we might as well |
03:31 - 03:33 | just end the event |
03:40 - 03:46 | It's been a good run |
03:46 - 03:49 | But it's no fun without Nix |
03:53 - 03:56 | Just end it already |