| 00:00 - 00:05 | I am Cessnock Hornets U18's Coach! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I have this team prepared like professionals |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We have left no stone unturned |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | My players are confident they can beat Redbacks convincingly! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They have no idea ... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | We're stuffed !!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true ... We're Shite!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We have absolutely no idea what we're doing |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Stop it ... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We talk about shape, tactics, systems & attitude towards our performance |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | we've worked on corners, set plays, bulid up combinations |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | They truly believe they are well prepared |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | You should see them ... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | It's like watching clowns at the circus |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They couldn't find the net |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | If someone through it over them |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The safest place to stand at training |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | when they are shooting |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | is in the bloody goals |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | they kick them everywhere but! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | where they are meant to go ... |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No ... But seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They are a great bunch of lads |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | these Hornets boys |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But seriously |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | we're in so much trouble |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I just hope it doesn't end up |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | as bad as i think ... in double digits |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | you know ... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | You should see |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | our bloody goalkeeper |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He couldn't stop |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | a bloody beach ball |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | if a one legged toddler kicked it at him |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | you're not serious |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | absolutely I am |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | don't get me started on our work ethic |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | it's no better |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | serious ... all i'm hoping for is a washout |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | so you don't rate your chances |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I've got more chances coaching barcelona |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | than I do getting any points against Redbacks |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I just want it over with |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Are you available to play? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Seriously are you? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Maybe even I'll lace up ... can't get any worse! |
