| 00:00 - 00:03 | Disney has four apartment complexes for the college program students |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have Vista Way, The Commons |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Patterson Court and Chatham Square. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I recommend a three or four bedroom apartment at Vista Way |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will house six to eight roommates, and it's close to Walgreen's. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My friends and I want a two bedroom flat at Chatham Square. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It'll be two of us per bedroom. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Disney |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Disney put bunk beds in all of the one and two bedroom apartments at Chatham |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Those now house three to six people, and it's three to a bedroom |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks that Vista Way is disgusting may stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | When the fuck did they do this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | First they give the CPs the shitty TranStar buses, and now they do THIS?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I wanted to live at Chatham Square so I wouldn't have to deal with nasty Vista Way! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now our only option for a four-person apartment is living at Vista?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't want to live at Vista Way! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't you people read the Disney Blogs?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Everyone knows that Vista Way is a nasty cesspool full of ratchet parties! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Chatham Square is close to Publix! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, my cousin lived at Vista Way when he did the program, and he said it wasn't- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Your cousin was also a frat boy from Arizona State! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Vista also has Applebee's across the street |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those waiters at Applebees always have the shittiest pens! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And their chicken wings are always undercooked! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They're not even worth the happy hour price! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Half-priced appetizers after 10pm!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Two for one draft beers after 10pm!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I'm still mad about the bunk beds! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What is this, a fucking summer camp? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We aren't a bunch of nine year olds! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Three people to a bedroom is way too many! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You can't walk to Publix from Vista Way |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The only grocery store nearby is Walgreens, and they're so expensive |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | $7 for orange juice! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I could take the H bus |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But TranStar buses are just so terrible! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | "Oh, you just bought ice cream? How about we stay parked for twenty minutes!" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's central Florida |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do they not know that ice cream melts in the heat?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And Disney won't even let us have lightsabers! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stop crying, you got NLIC anyway. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm going to have to live at Vista Way if I want my four-person apartment |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Those bunk beds at Chatham are a fucking joke |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But that Chick-Fil-A doe |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why must they close on Sundays? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do they expect me to go to that nasty Wendy's next-door? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's connected to a gas station. What the hell is it? A truckstop? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone make my reservation for Be Our Guest |
