| 00:00 - 00:03 | The internet signal towers are down. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've lost connection here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This will halt our advance towards Moscow, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | By three and a half day's time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of ATT. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to know if there's a faster way. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ATT... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ATT won't answer out calls. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said that if you order U-Verse this won't happen. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has ATT U-Verse, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why are they trying to scam us? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Shutting down our internet because we were using it to watch Russia's Channel, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And saying if we get U-Verse it won't happen? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What is their problem? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We don't have three days! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Napoleon. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Lack of internet forced him to make blind decisions. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And he was slaughtered by the Russians! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Napoleon was short. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That is no excuse! Napoleon was 10 times the better leader than you people! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Napoleon was French. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It does not matter he was still a great leader. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Back to the problem at hand. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ATT must be cut off. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We must get rid of them and switch to Verizon. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I will not put up with their crap! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am pissed off! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We simply wanted to get an idea of what we are going up against! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And they screw the internet up. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We must continue to find a way to get it back up. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We must continue our assault to Moscow. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We can read the old history books if we must. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Perhaps we can learn from Napoleon's mistakes. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe if we wait until summer. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Maybe if we wait until summer and attack them in more favorable weather. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We can pull all forces out and set up a blockade |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hold the lines of the borders. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hopefully the army has the power to do it. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If they don't we are screwed! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay... ATT will help us... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The internet won't even bring up Google. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can't find DNS servers. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is the end. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I have felt it coming. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There is nothing we can do. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If only ATT would have notified us before hand. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Head for Argentina. |
