| 00:00 - 00:03 | Nabeel, that's me back from Thomas Cook. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They had quite good deals for European trips. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They had Berlin for cheap. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That was the flights, hotel and transfers all included. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Amsterdam was also coming in quite cheap as well. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am going to call Paul. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will tell him about these deals. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Nabeel... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Paul... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Paul is already going to Amsterdam. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They just didn't invite you on the holiday. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who knew about this complete betrayal, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the fuck has Paul done this!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why has he fucking betrayed me!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I had a fucking amazing holiday planned! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't fucking believe this! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Going away without me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He kept it hidden from me, the prick! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've been working my arse off planning this holiday! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then he goes and fucking does this! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Nabeel, he actually booked Amsterdam first. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to fucking betray his one true love!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's entitled to spend time with his other friends! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not without my fucking say so! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm his friend! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm the one who fucking stalks him. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Goes to the cinema with him. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To watch some fucking awful movies! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The one time I want to do something he's fucked off! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All I wanted to do was go on holiday together for fuck sake! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I wanted to see Paul in speedos! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now he's fucking off to Amsterdam with Morland! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He is my best friend. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Surely, I deserve just some fucking respect. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not subjected to this kind of shit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking hell! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why is he going on holiday with that fat fuck!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's fucking chosen Morland over me! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hope they have a fucking good time. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you know what I hope happens? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hope Morland fucks him up the arse! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Eccy, we believe you fucked that burd. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Paul is my one true love. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just can't get over this complete betrayal. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My heart has been broken. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why couldn't he not have invited me to Amsterdam? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would have gladly gone. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Phone Thomas Cook back. |
