| 00:00 - 00:03 | The tennis equipment has been a great success |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The watch league is underway... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With games taking place here in the bays |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Everyone plays each other |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With an overall champion crowned at the end. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nice one Mick... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So how far ahead am I? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Richie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pedro... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pedro is currently leading the league |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You're currently in 7th place, as the league is based on points scored. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has been on the watch less than 5 years, get out... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | SEVENTH PLACE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I should be walking away with this tournament! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've played more hours & games than anyone else... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Is this some sort of fucking prank? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Explain to me how someone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | With my level of sporting prowess is... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | in seventh place!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Richie, you've only played two games... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And I've won both of them, Sean! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Richie...Pedro has played three times; plus you did lose one game |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't talk to me about losing... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That game was rigged |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I couldn't see the ball because of the lights |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I didn't have my favourite bat |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I'm sure someone moved the door sensors |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We all know I'm much better than Jack... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's implausable that he beat me fair and square |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How can I unleash my backhand when the bay doors are in the way? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They might have been there since the 1960's, but I swear they've moved since Sunday! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm always the best at everything... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've been practising with Heidi's swingball set all week! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Although for the life of me I don't know why I bothered... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All those hours wasted... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "Let me have a go too Daddy" she said... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She doesnt understand. I was so focused on being the best. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I need to maintain my image in front of the recruits... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now I'll have to beat Steve & Roger just to finish 3rd |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and Orlando will find out it was actually me with 'that' pan of water. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Steve. We know you try your best with the bat... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All those years... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've been the best at everything; wasted! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm finished. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Moley will piss himself when he finds out. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've still got to play Tom & the Governor...They'll look like Federer & Nadal next to me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Still. Mo will be back soon... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fetch me my racket. |
