00:00 - 00:05 | So President Matthews comes to us and says "Hey we need more staff layoffs" |
00:05 - 00:07 | "Hurry, Eastern is in debt and needs to lower costs" |
00:07 - 00:10 | Then Kent Sparks walks in with papers in his hands |
00:11 - 00:16 | "Lets fire Mike Wilson off of the Cross Country and Track team" |
00:17 - 00:21 | "The team isn't good anyways" |
00:21 - 00:24 | "Its true" |
00:29 - 00:31 | "Idiots" |
00:31 - 00:34 | "And then we can offer them a track to say sorry" |
00:38 - 00:40 | A Track!? |
00:41 - 00:47 | The track won't be built for another 4 years at least |
00:47 - 00:50 | Then President Matthews picks up the papers and started looking at it |
00:50 - 00:56 | "We can then hire Tom Kennedy to be the head coach" |
00:58 - 00:59 | Coach K!? |
00:59 - 01:01 | And then lower their funding |
01:04 - 01:06 | "Thats what their team needs to be successful" |
01:06 - 01:08 | "A new head coach" |
01:13 - 01:14 | "Its true" |
01:14 - 01:16 | We can then find a new track head coach |
01:16 - 01:20 | We start the search tomorrow |
01:21 - 01:27 | It gets better. We delay the search and send generic emails to the team and parents |
01:35 - 01:36 | Bob Duffet would've fired us all |
01:36 - 01:39 | The minute he grabbed the papers |
01:41 - 01:44 | No. Seriously, all jokes aside Mike Wilson was a great coach |
01:44 - 01:47 | In four years he created a national level team |
01:47 - 01:49 | Even other universities were sad |
01:50 - 01:53 | Still doesn't effect our decision |
01:54 - 01:56 | President Matthews loved the idea |
01:56 - 01:58 | We were all shocked he went with it |
01:58 - 02:02 | After that, the meeting was over and we all got lunch on their budget |
02:05 - 02:07 | What budget?! |
02:10 - 02:11 | They can't ev.. |
02:11 - 02:13 | They can't even leave Eastern University |
02:15 - 02:17 | When they try to transfer |
02:17 - 02:20 | Half of their credits won't even be accepted at other schools |
02:21 - 02:28 | It gets even better, we keep raising the tuition and the school stays the same |
02:29 - 02:30 | "Room and Board?" |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, everything gets raised |
02:36 - 02:39 | Even Cabrini has better stuff then we do |
02:40 - 02:42 | We just survive off of our donors |
02:50 - 02:55 | I remember telling the Board that we are going to make a lot of people angry |
02:56 - 02:58 | Who else did you layoff? |
02:58 - 03:04 | No one else, assistant coaches just left since they finally had an excuse to |
03:04 - 03:09 | We barely paid them anyways, so we save a few thousand |
03:09 - 03:11 | Ah faith, reason and justice |
03:16 - 03:20 | Good luck trying to recurit good athletes now |
03:23 - 03:26 | Let alone wining the conference |
03:31 - 03:36 | Just wait till we fire Tom Kennedy and Jason Falvo next year |