| 00:01 - 00:07 | And now, our glorious leader Trump has outdone even himself! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | This week alone, he has heroically inspected a bunker amid other courageous deeds. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | The running dogs of democracy are powerless before his awesome might. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | His generals support him. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Well, at least all of the current generals. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | And his supporters in the Senate pretend not to have heard his latest pronouncements, which is a great blessing. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Meanwhile, America leads the world in coronavirus production. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | American manufacturing is back! |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | He has given us the blessed slogan: Transition to Greatness. |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | What more do we need to feel patriotism rising in our throat. |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Like an incipient vomit, soon to spew forth! |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | We face many problems, but he alone can fix it. |
