| 00:00 - 00:03 | The coronavirus is the biggest threat this country |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Has faced for decades |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All over the world we are seeing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the devastating impact of this invisible killer. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Without a huge national effort |
| 00:14 - 02:23 | LOC the gov have said we wont even get furloughed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | we are fucked.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Yes, but the exam marking will be fine? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lick out crew.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ..the marking.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...marking is cancelled |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | DfE have pulled the fucking plug..! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those tory cunts. Only da crew stays, Clifford, Davis, Milner |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those rat eating, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | rice fucking, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | yellow, little, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ninja cunts! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ive already spent |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | my pay packet on three holidays |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Davis has landscaped his garden |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I spent money booking out whores |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | for a week in the dam. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those sluts are wetter than stevie wonders toilet seat |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And now Im stuck in the house |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | wanking over the comment section of mumsnet. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The buzz from marking - |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fucking gone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When the caps open - |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | GONE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That fat cunt at Thomas More - what will she complain about now? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | *gillian weeps* she said there was no need to |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | mark any extras - some cunt marking 857% last year |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | FUUUUCCKKK WJEC are only paying tbosses |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Those elitist, sheep shagging welsh cunts! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | SPAG mark this *touches flaccid penis* |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now all Ive got left |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | is months of sitting |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | having to talk to my children |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | no football |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | one trip out a day |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and listening to some fat oaf |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | talking shit and lying to us whilst people die. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The LOC will find a way to make $$$ |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we make more cheddar than Cathedral City. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Our trip to Wales! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fucked! Fucking! Fucked! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just want to be sending the boys silly answers and feeling the coin roll in |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuuuuccccccckkkk maaannn |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck.. |
