| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we will have people log in for an AV check 45 minutes |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Before the meeting, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To check camera angles |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And the talks and parts will look and sound good |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we will all gain so much from it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And the comments will be great |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And clearly heard |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhh.. brother |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The chairman... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | For the 3rd time tonight |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Didnt turn on his mic, but is still talking |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who, 3 months in, cant work mute, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is wrong with this congregation?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's a MUTE button |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It requires 3 brain cells to operate and some cant do it!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | First you start talking while on mute |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Until the brother says your muted |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Because you're the king of the world |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why SHOULD you do any work? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't hear you, but you sure have a horrible camera angle |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we did an AV check before the meeting |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then they move the camera afterward!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But how could they know its bad? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Because I can count your double chins |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Like I can count the rings of a tree!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even though we cant hear you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | At least you have an original background |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Oh wait you dont, it's the golden gate bridge |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So theres your big floating head |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Your body phasing in and out |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I'm yelling at the screen |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | UNCLICK MUTE YOU IDIOT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then, people raising their actual hands |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why WOULD we use the raise hand button |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I've got 2 real hands |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can wave them around |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Like an idiot on a roller coaster |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And wonder "why the conductor wont call on me?" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just want a good meeting |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And instead I get dead air for half the comments |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And "CAN YOU HEAR ME?" for the other half |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You'll unmute yourself correctly next meeting |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The worst part is... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our next meeting, it'll only get worse |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Announcement to check your mute buttom |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Instead silence or the wrong mic goes on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll see someone else's disembodied head asking their spouse a question |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or a dog barking from god only knows where |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But I love not having to wear pants. |
