| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. Soros, Obama has called. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Insurrection failed. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We tried starting riots here... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but it made people buy more guns |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We didn't train the kids looting ATMs well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The blew themselves up? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | one tried to take an ATM on a bus? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The looted Nikes, mein Fuhrer Soros |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | also the wrong size |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and someone stole our looted iMac |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | when we put it down to fight them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We tried hard to defeat the evil Drumpf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You tell that Obama...he failed! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | his Antifa useful idiots were not up to it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and those bricks you ordered |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | why didn't you get enough |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I told you to get the good ones! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And those skateboarders! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I told you to use StormAntifa to break windows! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you used kids on skateboards! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Your incompetence... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | its mind boggling! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We needed this revolution for AOC! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | now you have made people wake up |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | they are reading the 2nd Amendment! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Constitution! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You made them realize they have rights! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I told you we should have gotten Hillary.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | instead of Obama to run this! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She knows how to get riots done properly! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now Trump will win in November! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you complete, blithering idiots! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You had one job! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | one goddamn job! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now you are fired. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You will have to learn to code! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like those failed journalists I paid for |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I told you to break more windows too! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Soros Glass company need the business! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now we are going to have to go back |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | and loot the bank of England again! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Do you have any idea what it took for me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to crash the Pound the first time, to get the money |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for this revolution? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call AOC! Tell her the deal is off |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There will be no Green Nude Deal. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And send those Antifa kids |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Back to their basements! |
