| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's Friday. Candullo finally voted. The results are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sir, your song got 0 votes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You are now 5th in the standings |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Also, David Marceau shared his rubrick |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | says your song was low on "funkability" |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fuck him. Hes in 18th place. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My song next week is good for at least 6 votes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Erin........ |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Erin....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Erin set a new record. She doubled her votes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and has rose to first place once again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you voted for her song, stay in this room. Everyone else leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That song was garbage! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck are you listening to!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You people hear female-led jangly indie rock horseshit and are instantly hooked! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did you even hear my song? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was fucking brilliant! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who the hell would vote for that song over mine?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That song wasnt even worth listening to and yet somehow |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | she fucking wins again |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it really stuck out on the playlist. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MY SONG stuck out on the playlist! It was the only one with BALLS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, listen to it again. It had a chello. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I could give a fuck about a chello! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Jesus Christ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I waste hours of my life |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | every week, researching songs about fuckin plants |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and whiny neutered millenials on Saddle Creek |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I stayed up on all night on spotify and found my song |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I heard the opening chords and right away I knew it was the one. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was perfect. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and Robert's randomizer puts me at the bottom of the playlist |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought I'd at least have Chris's vote |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But hes so high off his damn gummies |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He cant even listen to the whole song |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Free Choice week is next week |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have a killer shoegaze song lined up. Since thats all you assholes vote for |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But it doesnt even matter what I submit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Last week's entire playlist was awful |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and yet the only ones that got 0's |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | were me and that new chick out in the hallway |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Your's wasn't bad. It was my #3 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Flegel just texted me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he wants comments for the Podcast |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My comment is |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "You can all suck a dick" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Jack is the only one that listens to the Podcast anyways. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He was right all along. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm moving to Staten Island |
