| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone has been in their houses now |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 12 weeks social distancing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | across the country |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As a family we still talk every week |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it looks like everyone can now use video calls |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It makes me feel connected |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How many quizzes have we won? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | FarFar we |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | haven't |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've actually come last every week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But it's not Farmor's fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks I overshare on whatsapp and wants to leave some of the groups I have set up, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We haven't won one!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My sister has beaten us more than once |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and she's alone in a kitchen, cooking god knows what |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Ladbroke Grove |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They've beaten us |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even when Donna can't hear half the questions |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Albert is hiding somewhere off screen |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It must be Ben, googling stuff, they must be cheating |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They are too honest to cheat |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No one from West London is honest, they're all stoned |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe Louise, but she is in Faversham |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Someone must have taught her to skin up, I bet it's Albert |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Faversham |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can't agree on anything with them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | will they fly, wont they fly |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I vote labour is that not enough for them? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Charlotte took my family away to Hove, have you seen the tiny garden? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Still all bloody Chelsea fans, I hate Chelsea fans my grandkids should now support Brighton |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Thank God we have Ollie joining the family |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I always knew the one to give me hope, through marriage, was Sally |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And there is the Scottish lot |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Scots are a strong and proud nation |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Warriors like the vikings |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just wish I understood them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't understand a single word that comes out of that Sandy's mouth |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He might as well be speaking in tongues, he even spells funny |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How the hell are they even beating us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jo only went to University for 10 minutes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Soon she will be a detective |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's good he doesn't blame Farmor |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I need some reflection |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should stop blaming everyone, listen more |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | interrupt less |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | take a social media break |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could move to Sweden for a bit, get some fresh air, open spaces, fishing, golf |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and liive with my friend Ulf |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'd win if I lived with him |
