| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone in here has been checked for Covid-19 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All is looking good |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But we must be careful here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But with all these precautions we have taken |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should still have a decent Birthday bash |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | OK so round the boys up |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we will hit the pubs early |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fueller |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The thing is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The thing is there are still no pubs open |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they won't be open for some time yet |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out except Ginge, Azzy, Jase and Birdy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My Birthdays fucking ruined |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My one day of the year fucking ruined |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You all said this would pass and we would be out in no time |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What a load of bollox that was |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Danger wanking in the bedroom |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is all I have left now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And I have even mastered that in 37 seconds |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And yet none of you fuckers can show me a good time |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fueller it's not us but the government |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The fucking government, you never knew it existed until Brexit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fueller, we can still have a laugh |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah maybe I could build some more bunk beds you useless fucker |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just want to get wrecked |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | To cause some havoc |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You can't even get me to a Wrexham game |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Instead I am running around the garden in skin tight shorts |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Shouting 'Benno' at the top of my voice while I kick a tiny plastic ball |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | At some plants in the fucking garden I made into a goal |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's all I've got left |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And to make things worse, I've got a pool table in my house..staring me in the face |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That I can't fucking use |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Cos I am too idle to get fixed, yes I'm too idle |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why the fuck didn't I listen to Birdy |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This years a fucking write off |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't even lie to people any more as I barely see them and fuck all is happening |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I mean people can track where I am most of the time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They know I am in lockdown |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am even considering going straight and telling the truth |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because none of you fuckers can take me anywhere |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's called Fullashit for a reason |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck it, there's always Christmas |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could even have a Christmas/Birthday event |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And something else |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Pritch might come out for that |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I mean it's been 5 years since his last appearance |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And deep down I know he must still love me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Birthdays |
