00:00 - 00:03 | Today has become very criticial day, |
00:04 - 00:05 | it is Adam's birthday. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Strategy is following, |
00:08 - 00:12 | we deploy birthday wishes in the morning |
00:12 - 00:15 | and gifts in afternoon,so he will be unable to respond. |
00:17 - 00:19 | We will send him a game. |
00:19 - 00:21 | He'll sure like Hell Let Loose. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Adam's PC |
00:31 - 00:33 | Adam's PC won't run it, we checked the Game Debate |
00:34 - 00:36 | We should send him something else. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone to leave except Ideas,Jokes,Improvisation and Motivation |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kiddding me ? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Hell Let Loose was the best idea ! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now I'm here with almost no ideas and limited budget, is that good ? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Now what am I supposed to do ? |
01:29 - 01:31 | I don't have a clue ! |
01:31 - 01:34 | You know what ? I'll buy him calendar with members of SS. |
01:34 - 01:37 | or a cup with Heydrich's face all over it |
01:37 - 01:40 | or something WoT themed like fucking socks. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer we gave him WoT themed gift on X-mas ! |
01:42 - 01:46 | Well, do You have any other ideas you fucking idiot ? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, there are many other good games we could send. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well most of them suck or have 100 DLCs |
01:53 - 01:54 | or are from 2001 |
01:56 - 01:57 | Do you think he's going to enjoy game |
01:57 - 02:00 | where tank looks like a big rock |
02:00 - 02:03 | and german soldiers look like Lara Croft ? |
02:04 - 02:08 | We can buy him Medal of Honor: Warfighter |
02:08 - 02:13 | which costs like 20$ but isn't worth even a cent |
02:14 - 02:16 | or we can buy him something stupid |
02:17 - 02:21 | like game where you are trying to calm down and control Stalin. |
02:27 - 02:29 | And here I thought it was easy, |
02:30 - 02:34 | didn't worry about it |
02:34 - 02:36 | And now I have nothing |
02:41 - 02:42 | Idiot |
02:43 - 02:47 | I always prepare for this like month before and now I have nothing because I was lazy |
02:48 - 02:53 | And now I have nothing to do or say that can change it |
02:54 - 02:56 | I really don't know |
02:56 - 02:59 | I always have like a 1000 of ideas and now nothing. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I feel like a incompetent twat. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he'll think of something eventually |
03:14 - 03:16 | Let's open up Steam and find something quickly |
03:19 - 03:23 | I don't care how much it costs, but it should be decent |
03:25 - 03:26 | We have to be careful |
03:31 - 03:33 | some may need a good processor |
03:40 - 03:46 | and those cannot be chosen, they must be less dependant on graphics |
03:46 - 03:49 | and I think I just found one |
03:53 - 03:56 | We are going to gift him Red Orchestra 2 |