| 00:01 - 00:07 | According to latest studies, getting done up the bum is good for you |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | The research involved a group of scientists having anal non-stop for hours on end |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | As you can tell by the sound of my voice, I have been testing |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | this out for myself |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | The lead scientist, Holly Kite, reported that |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | the bigger and thicker it is when it's in the ass, the more pleasurable it is |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | While other objects can be placed inside your bottom and have the same effect, |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | there is no substitute for a throbbing cock |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | It's all about the D, and whether you like D in the A |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | or you prefer D in the V, you definitely need the D |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | In other news, it's been reported that Paul Strike |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | has caught the last train home, after just two drinks |
