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Luke giving the card
A video to show what happens if Luke gets the card for Barry

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00:00 - 00:03It's Barrys birthday soon
00:04 - 00:05The kids will be getting cards
00:05 - 00:07They should be funny
00:08 - 00:12Should be good ones laughing at him
00:12 - 00:15Some funny ones about his age
00:17 - 00:19Maybe even joke about being an old fart
00:19 - 00:21or a joke about him not remembering your names
00:24 - 00:26Mum
00:27 - 00:28Luke
00:31 - 00:33Luke got a card
00:34 - 00:36It mentions putting up with your shit
00:53 - 00:58These kids don't know how good they have it, Ben, Kelly and Jo stay everyone else leave
01:13 - 01:15HE DID WHAT?
01:15 - 01:17I bought that little shit Yeezys
01:18 - 01:23A new iphone in America
01:25 - 01:28{Emily sobbing}
01:29 - 01:31He got a £150 xbox controller
01:31 - 01:34to play his stupid games
01:34 - 01:37where he stays up all night shouting
01:37 - 01:40and he's not even any good!
01:40 - 01:42But the other kids love and respect you
01:42 - 01:46Do they really?!
01:46 - 01:48They do, they even said you're the best mum
01:48 - 01:52I should fucking hope so
01:53 - 01:54I pushed 9 of you little bastards out
01:56 - 01:57Did you get spoilt like him when you were younger
01:57 - 02:00Laptops, Shoes, Holidays
02:00 - 02:03anything he wanted
02:04 - 02:08No, you had to make do
02:08 - 02:13Jobs at 16
02:14 - 02:16Earning your own money
02:17 - 02:21Well i'm done
02:27 - 02:29He's Emily and McDonalds problem now
02:30 - 02:34I will not be disrespected in my house
02:34 - 02:36I channel the voice of the lord
02:41 - 02:42Anyway who's coming for Lunch on Sunday
02:43 - 02:47If anyone mentions it's a stew they'll be wearing it
02:48 - 02:53I do my best
02:54 - 02:56Sugar snaps for Jo's idiot husband Luke
02:56 - 02:59Pizza for Alex on a Sunday
03:00 - 03:02Ketchup on a roast for Jayson
03:04 - 03:07{It's okay Little Luke is still the favourite}
03:14 - 03:16I even make 4 dinners just for Tommy
03:19 - 03:23Vegan meals for Ben's Ellie
03:25 - 03:26A meal for Lee even when when he's working
03:31 - 03:33Chicken nuggets for the boys
03:40 - 03:46When you see that spoilt little shit Luke
03:46 - 03:49You tell him to run
03:53 - 03:56I'll spank him like he's a little boy again