| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I says to John....'its simple, dial in...give them the news...job done' |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 'No worries leave it with me...I got this' |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | so he makes the call |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | well he tries to make the call..... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | but the cunt can't.....hes fucked up the phone!!! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The phone! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | He can't operate a phone! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He's fucking inept! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Got the whole company on the line... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | ...thousands shitting themselves... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | 'Have I got a job??' |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And that ginger prick is smashing away at a keypad! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I'm pissing myself! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I knew he'd fuck it up! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Thats why I gave it to him! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Makes me look good! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Messages....'Wheres Mr Skitt?. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | '..We're getting worried!' |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | That cunts had to call IT! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | To work a fucking phone! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I thought the DVD was bad |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | You know...Paris Hilton...at Rob's |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But fuck me! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | A telephone....been around for 100 years.. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | ..and the dozy bastard cant work it |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | My boss says 'why dont you sack him?' |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 'Hes useles!!!' |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I said 'I cant! He cracks me up!.. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | ..he's the ginger twat that keeps on giving' |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | You know he still wears Lynx Africa!! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Ah..those poor sods.. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Awaiting their fate.. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and that fucker turns up late.. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ..and it was a 30 minute meeting! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | No time for Q&A! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Hes a genius! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | A fucking 24 carat genius! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | By all accounts he was going mental.. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | ..shouting at the poor IT bod! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | ah...but he knows he's a prick |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what happened? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He turned up...tried to style it out |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But they wanted to lynch him |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I was in bits...recorded the call too... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Showed it to the MD |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | 'How much we paying that fucking idiot?' |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | 'Too fucking much' I said |
