| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mandarin Oriental are expanding |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Opening a new hotel |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just outside Berlin Mein Furher |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will have a restaurant serving only Brauthurst |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and 3 pint Stein's for the English |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect, we will charge double |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jon Dawson will be perfect to open this |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jon has just.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jon has resigned |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is leaving the company |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has been head hunted by James and Cranwell, leave the room immediately ! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who accepted his resignation? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He better not be going to Best Western |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You know he wanted to be in our documentary |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is a disgrace |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What are we gonna do now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who is Debbie Cross going to email at 10pm |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Robin, Maryanne..No chance, they are in bed by 10pm |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Emma..she will bite Debbie's head off if she wakes her up |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, HR is still a great team |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I Dont care, there will only be 1 guy left |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | HR have won many awards |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who will sing Wonderwall with Jerry |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Morgan Freeman |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He didnt even know the words.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And we heard Robin's version drunk in Ireland. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What about the trips to Shannon |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | His Expenses kept that place going |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Sheffield Hallam |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Where will the good looking students go now.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We are gonna end up with French Employees again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No more drunken Caterer nights |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | im still recovering from Hospitaltiy Rocks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Its not gonna be the same |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No more coffee meetings |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At the Bulgari, St Pancreas, Lanesborough |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They will now have to close because of the lost revenue |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He was the best dressed guy in the hotel |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | So good i thought he was gay |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The i found out he had a wife and kids |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Emma, you can have his office |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we get Chris Clark back |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least no drama's happened on his shift |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No Fire's or Virus's |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And those Mission Statements |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Different, Relevent, noone knew what that meant |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least he cant loose anymore hair |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are gonna miss him.. |
