| 00:00 - 00:03 | 17 students have left our coaching centre and joined Akhil Academy. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | According to sources, |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | 3 more branches of A2 have opened here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They also complained that you ask for fees more than questions in doubt class |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | They said if you can't speak English, then for God's sake don't teach English. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bring in their friends |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Most of them come for fun not study, we will arrange more parties if needed. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Failure! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Students... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Students these days goto coaching centres with best faculty |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One boy sent me Akhil Sir's teaching video and said that's how teaching is done. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who are planning to send their children to Akhil Academy, get out of here! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WAS THIS ONLY LEFT TO HAPPEN IN 2020? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I JUST WENT FOR 1 WEEK VACATION AND THOSE DUMB KIDS LEFT OUR COACHING CENTRE?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND I HAD EVEN STARTED PLANNING TO BUILD A FRANCHISE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NOW WHO IS CRYING BACK THERE? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I THOUGHT OUR BUSINESS MODEL WAS WORKING FINE! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | EVEN MY HOROSCOPE SAID I WILL BENIFIT IN BUSINESS TODAY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT EXPLANATION DO YOU HAVE NOW? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, kids complained that you didn't give proper attention to all. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ME? IT WAS YOU WHO WAS CAUGHT USING PHONE WHILE TEACHING IN CLASS!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it was Bhupesh Sir who tagged me in his every Insta Post. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | JUST SHUT UP! NOW THIS AKHIL ACADEMY WILL KILL OUR BUSINESS!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who among you wrote teaching is a passion in his resume? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I THOUGHT YOU IDIOTS WERE CAPABLE TO TEACH |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BUT YOU COPIED YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND TAUGHT THEM IN CLASS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I TOLD YOU THAT COPYING NOTES FROM GOOGLE WON'T HELP |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DO YOU REMEMBER THE FEES THAT HAS BEEN LOST??? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BY NOW THEY WOULD HAVE MADE HITLER PARODY VIDEO OF ME |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU ARE AS USELESS AS SET SQUARE IN GEOMETRY BOX |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now with their online classes in lockdown, they will take up more students, my God! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I shouldn't have gone to vacations |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now, my whole life is a vacation from teaching. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Akhil Academy even has RFID, parents know all about their kids. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THESE A2 GUYS ARE WAY ADVANCED |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THEY EVEN HAVE COLOURED NOTES, JUST IMAGINE! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Their students are scoring so excellent every year! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I BET YOU CAN NAME WHERE MYANMAR IS IN THIS MAP |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They even hold motivational councils and career guidance seminars |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YOU JUST CLEAR A DOUBT SEARCHING ON GOOGLE AND CALL IT A DAY |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we will get your daughter admitted to Akhil Academy. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I remember a quote now, listen here you noobs... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Work Hard in Silence, Let Success Make the Noise |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who farted? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Its muli ke paraathe 100% |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think we need to sell paraathe now, I know the ingredients and maybe we can open stall near Akhil Academy. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Education is more than a business, I guess. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think I need to get coaching from Akhil Sir on how to teach from now on. |
