| 00:00 - 00:05 | so, beacuse of lockdown, we started video calling |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | once a week we'd meet and each week |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | we'd have some nibbles |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | laugh at our haircuts, then billy said.. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | does my laptop have a camera? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | he thought it didn't have one |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | then willsy opened a thing that contained a thing it shouldn't contain |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | he put on a woman's hat |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and texted some skirt |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | after that |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | he drank some poncey white wine |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | while leo was dressed |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | in hideous trousers every week |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | they looked like |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | they'd been nicked off a tramp |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and the tramp was glad to see the back of em |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and all the time Colman looked like a hairy tortoise necked dullard with a new unfunny t-shirt each week |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and as for Joe |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | he couldn't even finish his tea on time to join at the start |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but the even better, every week Leo would look serious |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | with a funny look in his weird eyes |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | then he'd say |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They still haven't sorted the sewage |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | the sewage |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | then e'd do a little racist salute |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and say "china" in a funny voice |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | bell end |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | i think |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | he's obsessed with poo |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and then billy would say |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | i'm having a henry westons |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and tell us he'd ridden 300 miles earlier on one of his expensive bikes |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | bikes! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | cost about 4 grand |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | colman's done 3k on a girls exercise bike |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | and he thinks |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | he thinks he's getting fitter! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | idiot |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | then there's a discussion about chicken foot,every week,every bloody week |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | of all the bands to talk about |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | they're so false metal |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | i think before this lockdown ends |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | they're all gonna be dribbling alcoholics |
