00:00 - 00:03 | Glorious DM |
00:04 - 00:05 | Your players have fucked up the storyline |
00:05 - 00:07 | They've only just worked out |
00:08 - 00:12 | That Archmage Aragarth is evil |
00:12 - 00:15 | Elly actually thought he was a good guy |
00:17 - 00:19 | But did they see his skulls? |
00:19 - 00:21 | The coffin in his cellar? |
00:24 - 00:26 | He said 'Justice' |
00:27 - 00:28 | To Britta |
00:31 - 00:33 | They're more focused on Xander being a big gay |
00:34 - 00:36 | And that mouse Boogie found |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you constantly forget to check the compass, get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | I dropped them so many hints |
01:15 - 01:17 | Xander gave Zyephan a talking angel rock! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Aragarth had Vecnar selfies everywhere |
01:25 - 01:28 | And all they want to talk about is Keith the Thief |
01:29 - 01:31 | Don't get me started on Adalai |
01:31 - 01:34 | She burned a room of civillians to a crisp |
01:34 - 01:37 | And Boogie |
01:37 - 01:40 | Boogie is useless! All he says is 'DUH HEY' |
01:40 - 01:42 | He's a kiwi it's just how he speaks |
01:42 - 01:46 | He clearly has some form of terrets |
01:46 - 01:48 | He's Doctor Sleep, he keeps them alive |
01:48 - 01:52 | He falsely confessed to arson in the second session |
01:53 - 01:54 | And Lars |
01:56 - 01:57 | He once claimed his dad drowned |
01:57 - 02:00 | HIS DAD IS A FISH MAN |
02:00 - 02:03 | They gave Anna directly to the cultists |
02:04 - 02:08 | They never discuss their dreams |
02:08 - 02:13 | They were more excited about Sailrond being bisexual than Xander's reveal |
02:14 - 02:16 | DISCORD WON'T PLAY MY MUSIC |
02:17 - 02:21 | Adalai keeps begging Sailrond to be a father figure |
02:27 - 02:29 | Even though he keeps saying he's a murderer |
02:30 - 02:34 | I gave them crazy magic weapons from a Beholder |
02:34 - 02:36 | They didn't even question it! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Zyephan almost died in the first session |
02:43 - 02:47 | If I didn't throw Markus under the bus we'd have one less player |
02:48 - 02:53 | I keep putting NPCs in and forgetting they're there |
02:54 - 02:56 | How did Kestral even make it this far? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Why couldn't they all just go through the vault portal |
03:00 - 03:02 | They always make me split them up |
03:04 - 03:07 | Let's palpatine out the window again |
03:14 - 03:16 | I give them a badass villian |
03:19 - 03:23 | And Zyephan pisses all over his doors |
03:25 - 03:26 | I miss Chief the Gnome |
03:31 - 03:33 | And Michael |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I'll bring back poopin lupin, everyone loved him |
03:46 - 03:49 | I can't help saying 'brassiere' |
03:53 - 03:56 | It sounds so similar to brazier |