| 00:00 - 00:03 | Heir Mickler, the Bundesliga is back |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and has been deemed a major success |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with no in game transmission cases of Covid 19 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Union Berlin are playing Schalke this weekend at home |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I'm thinking of backing the score draw |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As Greener said gambling is for mugs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | At least the premiership isnt restarting any time soon |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Micko ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is restarting ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its restarting ... on the 17th of June |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its defo going ahead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get the fuck out except for the Utd supporters, Jack, Breener and Greener |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I had internal intelligence reports from Indeed |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Saying there would be no major sporting events held this year |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I clearly put all my troll eggs into this basket |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and now that prick Lairdo is going |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | is going to have a fucking field day |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I thought I had found a cheap way out for Liverpool not be |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | crowned champions |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | If Arsenal beat city they can crowned champs as soon .. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't say against my beloved Everton on the first game back? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We did try warn you to lay off, you're quite stubborn |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck you pal, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is a disaster |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ill have to leave the whatsapp group |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you know how much humble shit pie ... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am going to have to eat after this. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I pretended for 3 months my concerns lay with the British public |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I hate those pricks as much as I hate Liverpool fans |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are going to be SO FUCKING UNBEARABLE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I cant even get some revenge on the golf course as my shoulder is fucked |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i know Laird was slowly getting the better |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | of me anyway but its not fair on me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With the distance I get I should be streets ahead |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I cant believe this shit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It seemed like all the ironic stars had aligned to fuck Liverpool over |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 30 years of slagging will be volleyed back at me with the force of a Steven Gerrard piledriver |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Its a small comfort they wont be able to win in front of the fans |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But if they win against Everton it will break my tiny blue heart |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And we have getting thumped by them all year. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its alright Louise he'll have a bad boy and chillax soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone get my rolling tray |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I cant deal with this shit anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Id love to leg it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pity there are no flights to Panama or somewhere |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least I wont have to see Lairdo unitl my shoulder improves, small comforts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Thats all i am left with |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I didnt take that bet anyway. |
