| 00:00 - 00:03 | There are protesters outside. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Even television crews. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are here, here and even here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And CNN? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Yes, CNN have cameras everywhere. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do they know Im hiding |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...In my bunker? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, the whole world knows. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its on the news. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Even non fake news such as Fox |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Get the tear gas |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | They are all fake news |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fake news, all fake news. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Im not hiding here.. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I cant concentrate with the noise outside. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Im trying to plan an election campaign |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you guys are in here instead of |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | posting leaflets and giving out small flags |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who told CNN I was here? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sir, they wanted a statement. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Couldnt you just say I was sleeping? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Boris Johnson called too |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He said he could lend you his big fridge |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Its a bit cold though |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A fridge? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I dont need his fridge |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Nobody has fridges like me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I have the best fridges |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The best fridges |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where is Air Force 1? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why couldnt I take to the sky? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nobody flies like me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im the best flier |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yes, the best flier. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They will say I didnt fly but that i |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Took flight! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Get the national guard |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Get the Air Force |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Get the police |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We will use the tear gas |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Yes we will tear gas those snowflakes outside |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Then we will go to the church |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want to get my picture taken |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | With a bible upside down |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That will show them. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nobody shows them better than me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Where is my red hat? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want my favourite red hat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Body had better red hats than |
