| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we downloaded this random article |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | It's from Buzzfeed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We got it from Mr. Bowins last year |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | We're going to use it for our Ways of Knowing research assessment |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It has a lexile of 157. My 3 year old sister read it to me. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Did you look at the rubric? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It has all the criterion |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We totally didn't read the task sheet |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We were too busy chatting on Discord |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We went over the task sheet for 30 minutes in class. I even posted it to Google Classroom. |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | Mr. Church was right!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He said you'd never read it!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You're going into grade 9 in a couple months! I keep telling you this!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you use a Buzzfeed article with PewDiePie memes?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | PewDiePie is garbage! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And so is TikTok - a total waste of time! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The "Ways of Knowing" paper was due last semester |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You need to start thinking critically! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we have too much homework in 8th grade |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's no excuse! This is SFMS. Don't you understand? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we spend all our time doing NoRedink! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't change the subject. You're totally not Leading By Example! |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | Filthy beasts! |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | Don't you want to win the LBE? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If you want to score an 8 you have to read the task sheet! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The task sheet said to analyze a range of sources! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You have to consider Origin and Purpose and Values and Limitations! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's called OPVL and it's super important, you lazy morons! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Didn't you learn anything in grade 7?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Mrs. Rader and Mrs. Kask told me that you covered all this last year! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You can't be using random articles |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Your sources need to be credible and trustworthy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's all about critical thinking! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Geeze! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I made a Google Presentation and it even had pictures from "300" in it! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Don't you want to be able to detect "Fake News" in the media?! |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | You're just so gullible |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I bet you still believe that "TechnoTrade" is real |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even after I told you it was rigged |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok not to be a Square. We can still be friends. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our "Conflict" unit is almost finished |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | We need to analyze our sources when dealing with this conflict |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Always |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | OPVL is the secret recipe |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You can use it in any class this year, in high school, college - and in real life. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's a super cool acronym, too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | O. P. V. L. |
