| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the intervention everyone |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have gathered |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at these dark times |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There is a world wide pandemic of Covid- 19 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And now we have riots all across america |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What's that have to do with me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I simply am a good cunt trying to study |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pooshwat horn |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Some beezys |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are starting to speak out |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say they don't like dingleberries |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Could all horns that don't have a 5 inch gaping butthole like mine or more please vacate my dungeon |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck are these ungrateful sleuths! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How dare they not appreciate the berries |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For many years I have put great effort in spreading the magical fruits of the anus |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who was it spreading these lies |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Was it shmarnhill? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Or was it fucking breanna, I know she's up to no good |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why doesn't any body love my dingleberries anymore! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Right this second they are blossoming, i can feel them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Pooshwat horn it isn't just your dingleberries |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then what is it hornrims, throw your glasses in the fucking bin |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Pooshwat horn, They say your boats pong too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | what do you mean, they smell like roses from the bushes i stalk beezies in |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What else are they going to say!!!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That I also can't hoop? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That I am the worst at 2k even when I play as the lakers? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is just one massive web of malakia |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do I have to pull my pants down and show you the 8th wonder of the world? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My butthole is larger than all your brains combined how dare you bring this shameful news |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I wanted to do when I grew up |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Was be a good cunt and dunk on beezys all day long |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My life is fart |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Every night before i go to sleep I pray that I will dream about fart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If god answers my prayers I may be lucky |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Might be some shit in my sheets |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For I am a good cunt!!! None of this bingo bongo hows your miso bullshit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I ask for permission on the second date, I cover up my pong stench by stuffing my shoes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But now they are ungrateful for dingleberries :( |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I think I need to go over there and show them who is boss |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And you horns standing here are no fucking good to me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | hes only mad because he knows hes shit at cricket |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to be good at punting |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But now im seriously fart at that and my uni is just bending me over |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I wish I could go back |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Learn how to be the goodest cunt again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I used to shit on my mates but now I'm the one that can't take banter |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's my birthday today so surely |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | one of you gives me a willy snog |
