| 00:00 - 00:03 | Did you see the latest Cm0102 Super League results? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hools Shocked Vallen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Aster got a comeback win |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The dragons lost to Hodds |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Chudley came back to beat Churchtown |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what of Palmerthinaikos |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And Midlothian |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Midlothian Won |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But Palmerthinaikos Lost |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They got beaten by Bolton Phoenix |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Palmerthinaikos Lost? Right we need to take stock |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I've been looking forward to the 271 derby for weeks! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could chris do this to me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Losing to the cockwombles of Bolton is a disgrace |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How could they? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW COULD THEY?!?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every week I hear Chris talking about the 271 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And he has disgraced it's good name |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking Bolton? Fucking Bolton?!?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we have news Swindo- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont give a fuck about Swindon! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Fyfie is adamant he has a plan |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HE SAYS THAT EVERY FUCKING WEEK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU FOOLS!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Nothing else matters now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The 271 derby is the biggest game of the season |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you try to tell me about fucking btec and Sloths |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am trying to keep my cool |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But I was expecting the 2 sides |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | To be in form! And now midlothian have the upper hand |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Which was never meant to happen! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will hold that bastard chris to account |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He is talking about 280. 280?!?! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 280 is fucking hullshit. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have worked long and hard |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To make 271 prescient in this fucking league |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now midlothian are the form team! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHAT IS THIS?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ITS NOT FUCKING BRAVEHEART! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FUCKING CHRIS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I never knew he felt so strongly about 271... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But will you still tune in? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I shall...9PM on sunday |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will see the majesty of 271 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 271 271... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I dream of it...and the glory it will bring @cm0102sl |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The 271 derby.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wi |
