| 00:00 - 00:05 | Fine, since you keep asking I will tell you the story then |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I used to work with this man, very nice man |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But he had a small problem |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Every once in awhile he would say something |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Super, super gay |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He would... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | He would... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Most people would learn after saying 1 gay thing |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Not him |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | You want an example do you? How about this, if I can make it through |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I have so many to share with you |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Here is one. We went to eat pizza one day |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He looks down |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | at his lack of toppings on his pizza |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He tells us all "When I was young..." |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "I couldn't get enough meat" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Super gay I tell you |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We were all trying to enjoy our pizza pie |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And he starts philosophizing |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and reminiscing about his young possibly gay experiences |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | You want more? |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Ok, heres another, just as gay |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | We had a boss like figure, small man, not very nice |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Our friend didn't particularly like him, said he had a small nose |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Not sure how he knew this but he tells us |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "Turgeon, what a tiny prick" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | How did he know? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He caught us offguard with this revelation |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Here we are thinking about heading back into work, and he's got johnson on the mind again |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | So gay |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | This is just scratching the surface |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Like this one time |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He was telling us about an old job |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He was working in a section of L building |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He did something and the building lost power, so he calls his boss up to tell him "I don't know what happened..." |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | What did he do? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | "I blew the whole floor" |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I laughed for 20 minutes |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Here's another |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | "Sometimes after band practice we would all go get Chubbys" |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Is that it? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No no, I have so many more, "The bone adds flavor" |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | The gay quotes were like the sands of the beach |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | He was talking to someone in the room behind me |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | "Thats too big..." |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | " you'd never get that down your throat" |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Great guy, super gay quote machine though |
