| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Squidbeak Splatoon appears to be advancing well. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have stupid Bamboozlers.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...that are incredibly overpowered. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Some guy called Craig is destroying our Octocommandos |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and also some 10,000 year old cat is there too. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fucking chargers, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | just send in the Flooders. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein DJ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Marina... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Marina sold the plans to the Salmonids. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She said it would be more profitable. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If any of you do not know about the Marina betrayal, fuck off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I WANTED FLOODERS. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | FLOODERS ARE THE BEST WEAPONS WE HAVE. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY'D STAND THERE, GO FORWARD AND BACK AND THEY'D BE REALLY AWESOME. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ugh, what could have been. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | COULD OF BEEN LIKE SALMON RUN |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVERY BODIES BEEN LYING TO ME EVEN THE TAKOS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THAT FUCKING BIG BREASTED TAKO WHORE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SELLS MY FLOODERS TO FUCKING SALMONIDS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein DJ Marina is one of our most brightest- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHE'S A OCK NIGGER, A BIG BREASTED WHORE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein DJ, there is more to her than that! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That fucking slut has destroyed the Octarian Empire. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TO DUMB FISH. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I really wanted those Flooders. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She'd come and tell me how good they are. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SHE DIDN'T TELL ME SHE'D SELL THEM. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I BET THOSE SALMONIDS ARE MAKING THEIR OWN ONES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | MADE OUT OF RANDOM TRASH THEY FOUND FROM HUMAN RUINS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | some fucking bbq grill lid or some shit. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I SHOULD OF PUT HYPNOGLASSES ON HER, LIKE CALLIE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew she was in the academy... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I read her papers, the cleverest girl there was. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | an ideal tako she was! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Big boobers... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I NOW DECREE ANY OCK WITH BIG BOOBERS BE QUESTIONED. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | BIG BOOBERS ARE CONFIRMED TO BE CONSPIRING WITH SQUIDS. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I bet she's fucked off somewhere... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With some short squid bitch, fucked off somewhere... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND THEY'VE MADE A STUPID POP RAP BAND. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Off the Hook isn't THAT bad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That stupid Craig is too cocky. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Probably squidbags with every charger shot. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But you guys still think my music is the best, right? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Better than those Squid bitches? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think its better. |
