| 00:00 - 00:03 | The minions are resltess because of George Floyd |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Protesters have moved from the mall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Onto Pennsylvania Avenue |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and have sourrounded the White House |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the West Wing and the Rose Garden |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll just unleash |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Most Viscous Dogs and Ominous Weapons |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Trump |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's chaos in 140 cities nationwide |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Some of the protesters are white |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Eric, Junior, Ivanka, Squi, Hamburgler, you stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who the fuck is George Floyd?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | One friggin guy gets a boot love-hickey on his neck |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and they have to burn down the White Castle? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They still have $0.40 mini-burgers |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and free Secret Sauce |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Where the fuck are the boogaloo bois and MAGA night? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Q tweeted about the Proud Boys right? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They blew their wad on the Capitol Steps bit. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A couple of beta males with AR15's? That's it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That's not bad for BMI's over 40. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So what? I'm at 45 and I still can wear 4" heel lifts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | in a Mar-a-lago congo line |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where the fuck is Melania? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She could wear her "I really don't care. Do U?" jacket |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That worked went we sent the border kids to Summer Camp. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we have the Fake News media trying to say |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that Black people were somehow "vitcims" during their Carnival Slavery Cruise party |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even the no-view rooms have a fake-window TV |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I already told them Baltimore was a shithole |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What more do they want from me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a Black man too. I like Donkey Kong. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Kanye called me "Bro" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Central Park 5 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I knew they were innocent. They baited me! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I didn't want to write that full page exectuion ad |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now they're looting Target |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | taking the velociraptor Legos |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | While I'm stuck with the Znap Jet-Car |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, white people are looting too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And now Ann Coulter too. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sleepy Joe is never going to sniff my hair piece. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No more twitter. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just give him Wisconsin |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll take the 3 to 5 AM slot on OANN |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Opposite the 1907 Liberty Head gold coin promo |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Somebody call Rudy |
