| 00:00 - 00:04 | Hey Shadow, you really owe me an apology for that Hitler video! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | *giggle* |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Don't laugh. I'm f*cking serious about this. |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Talk to the hand Sporting! |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | Screw you! I was our team's best player and high scorer this week! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Old news Sporting. We got JT's dog this week. He pees like this. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Idiot. Do you know anything about football or are just full of crap like my butt? |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | *hehe* You said "butt." |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Yeah. Wanna hear a knob joke? |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | What has a 12 inch knob and hangs up? :click: |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | Wait! That makes no sense. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | I said :click: like I'm hanging up the phone. Boy you're stupid Shadow. |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Oh. I get it now.You mean YOUR knob is 12 inches. |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | *hehe* Let's go poop on Portugal. |
