00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the figures are in for last month |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's not good news I'm afraid |
00:05 - 00:07 | The overtime bill is huge |
00:08 - 00:12 | And all p-cards are at their limit |
00:12 - 00:15 | Many SLAs have been missed |
00:17 - 00:19 | Remind me again |
00:19 - 00:21 | What do I pay you cunts for? |
00:24 - 00:26 | But sir, I think moving forward.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | I think....moving |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, Moving forward |
00:34 - 00:36 | We need more engineers |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone below the rank of contract manager, get the fuck out |
01:13 - 01:15 | You stupid fucking cunts!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | You all know that throwing labour at the job |
01:18 - 01:23 | Is not the solution. |
01:25 - 01:28 | We need to antagonise the engineers we have |
01:29 - 01:31 | Pressurise and threaten them |
01:31 - 01:34 | In order to motivate them |
01:34 - 01:37 | And maximise their potential |
01:37 - 01:40 | Grow some balls and get to it |
01:40 - 01:42 | It won't work sir they're already pissed off |
01:42 - 01:46 | Pissed off?! What the fuck about? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Incorrect overtime payments |
01:48 - 01:52 | Incorrect payments? Fuck me... |
01:53 - 01:54 | I've had a bill from climate |
01:56 - 01:57 | 7 fucking grand |
01:57 - 02:00 | Some aircon repair at Wakefield |
02:00 - 02:03 | It's not even fucking fixed |
02:04 - 02:08 | But I've still got to pay |
02:08 - 02:13 | And they moan about overtime? |
02:14 - 02:16 | You try paying 7 grand for fuck all |
02:17 - 02:21 | Then paying it again to get the job sorted |
02:27 - 02:29 | and to add insult to injury |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm informed that an AHU at Beverley |
02:34 - 02:36 | Had no fucking belts on it? |
02:41 - 02:42 | And a VRV at Chesterfield.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Had a missing inverter board? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Who's responsible? |
02:54 - 02:56 | I want the cunt sacked! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Or at least sent to work for one of our subbies |
03:00 - 03:02 | Well? Who the fuck is it? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok he's talking about Greensmith |
03:14 - 03:16 | Anyway....moving forward... |
03:19 - 03:23 | Check all p-card transactions |
03:25 - 03:26 | Cancel all overtime |
03:31 - 03:33 | The party is over |
03:40 - 03:46 | And if I were you three |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'd look for another job |
03:53 - 03:56 | It's fucking wank here |