| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the preparations of Uni Games is complete |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Games will be held in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Claremont and Melville |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will live in Vic Park so we can pursue the impossible of making games on time |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Seperate houses so that Paris can't fuck anymore virgins |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is all very good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who is the final member of the main team? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Brick was our only option |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said he plays 2's hockey |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has hooked up with Jess Kendall leave the room immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Penis, TwoDads, Nana |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am not surprised at all to see you three here |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Gandalf has a girlfriend and still managed to get with her |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Judy's taken more dick than the girls team and he did it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is worse than Matt in goals |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Anastasia would have been better than him |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She is more of a keeper than Cheko |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not even Ross could score |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ross is still in love with Jemma give him a break |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sasha is still in love with Britt and still got a hand job in the Air bathrooms |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, not all of us are as horny as him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dylan fucked Dani in the bathroom while she was crying |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And the performances on the field |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sam attempted to play worse than Sasha |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sasha made that too hard |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Gandalf poured his heart and soul into every minute |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's like he thought he was finally selected for the thundersticks |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Micro looks like she's never held a hockey stick |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and she wasn't even the worst player on the team |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Good chemistry was the only thing that won the girls games and a gold metal |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Imagine if they didn't have Legacy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You protect and care about Tonka with your life |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's what it is all about |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have no doubt |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Roofies would try fuck him on the top of Avenue just like a Bestall |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even Rolf would use Tonka as a toy to attract small children |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What choice did he have with that head |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I warned every single person about incest and look what happened |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I lost so many good friends on pirate night |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Britt, I won't sleep with Sasha again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who knew you couldn't vomit in a restaurant |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It went all over the managers face |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So did Holes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not to mention |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Judy and Leek full on making out in a Thai Restaurant for 10 seconds |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The most fucked up part of the whole week was |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bailey won green and gold |
