00:00 - 00:03 | i need to speak to you about our current situation.. |
00:04 - 00:05 | it seems delucia is coming for us from all directions.. |
00:05 - 00:07 | the gate, birchwood hotel and the meth lab. |
00:08 - 00:12 | fuckers didnt call an SGM now they want to separate our levies |
00:12 - 00:15 | now everyones statements has come up 16% higher than usual |
00:17 - 00:19 | forget about that shit, where is the clubhouse ? |
00:19 - 00:21 | i dont really like discussing anything without a strongbow.. |
00:24 - 00:26 | my brother.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | the clubhouse... |
00:31 - 00:33 | the clubhouse has been taken over by Bahamas and now theres meet and greets every friday this is affecting a lot of relationships, visas are mad as hell... |
00:34 - 00:36 | apparently they only meet for 1 drink... |
00:53 - 00:58 | ANYONE with an email address ending with delucia.co.za or has kissed vickie , please step outside... |
01:13 - 01:15 | you bunch of SNAKES IN THE GRASS!!!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | you are out here meeting every friday, leaving your visas at home, cant even stick to 1 drink limited to 340ml |
01:18 - 01:23 | people like tshepo have never even been there why ? because he knows who wears the pants.. |
01:25 - 01:28 | i dont want to hear anything about delucia if i dont 1st get a hug from Zee, we all know her chest feels like a safe place.. |
01:29 - 01:31 | stop crying coz you could be crossing the road like Bonang.. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Percy, Khomotso, Tshepo, Phuti finished Evas alcohol.. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Sne's relationship is hanging by a thread coz she wont compromise the clubhouse for movie night.. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Kim's milkshake has brought all the damn boys to the yard.. |
01:40 - 01:42 | but Sir, kim has been noting but a good.... |
01:42 - 01:46 | GOOD GIRL GONE BAD YOU IDIOT!! noticed how much she drinks ever since Bahamas ? |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Sne is the one who started drinking more than anyone else she even fell on the 1st day |
01:48 - 01:52 | no fucking idiot, it was Ayanda with the J&B pre-mix, bitch drank 6 bottles in 6min how do you like that... |
01:53 - 01:54 | NOW SHE LEFT THE GROUP.... |
01:56 - 01:57 | and you are telling me that Lube gave her numbers to someone outside the complex..?? |
01:57 - 02:00 | i would do the same out of boredom, what else is there to do at pebble falls when the lights go off ? there is cable theft every 2nd day here.. |
02:00 - 02:03 | which means every second day i can scroll through my phone book and start dishing out numbers randomly to my friends at midriver estates.. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Lebo suddenly going awol and parking next to her parking but not in her parking bay what the fuck is that ? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Eva has left the group because some1 gave her Jameson to someone outside the complex, these things happen... |
02:14 - 02:16 | so dont come here and tell me that Ntiyiso sleeps at 2am everyday baking when she knows very well that every day is the day of the butter nut... |
02:17 - 02:21 | Touch has never Landed safely when thelma is around coz that b** is foward AF |
02:27 - 02:29 | the point im trying to make here fellaz is.... |
02:30 - 02:34 | Bahamas if life! the clubhouse is a culture. night caps are routine and ubufebe is an option.. |
02:34 - 02:36 | and why the hell is mothusi so weird when his kids are asleep????? |
02:41 - 02:42 | i feel like a strongbow.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | All this talk about people being fruits is making me thristy... |
02:48 - 02:53 | Thabani has said it time and time and again that THE THIRST IS REAL with his stupid yellow bird and saxophone.. |
02:54 - 02:56 | but how do you quench this thirst with so much water restrictions ? |
02:56 - 02:59 | with our very own friends whipping Angie with a sjambok like a slave on django.. |
03:00 - 03:02 | i mean we know she is danger to herself but boyyy she can get it...coz cougers are life... |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Ayanda, you are not a couger, thats why your numbers are all over kempton park. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Well..i know Ayanda is outside crying..Sne is at work pretending to work.. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Kim's POWER is just on another level..even Ntiyiso has to release some gas at some point... |
03:25 - 03:26 | What can we do...Bongs took Mandisa away...coz apparently it goes down in the DM |
03:31 - 03:33 | she promised us that Glenfidich 15 year old but never followed through.. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Now we have to resort to Amstel lite & strongbow, and not nearly enough to get Nokhaya drunk... |
03:46 - 03:49 | we all know she love her Mbongeni ngema and her sleep.. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Clubhouse has messed us up...but we love it!! |