| 00:00 - 00:03 | [DrBrightSCP]: Ensismensi123321's reports have been intolerable. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | [DrBrightSCP]: He recently sent you a letter entitled... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Urgent Message" |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | [DrBrightSCP]: The letter reads, "Ok Dr.Brihts i am sorz for gettg faiure on tes" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | "i will be bester and i will sh impoovement." |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | [1Shaakro]: Just burn the letter. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | [1Shaakro]: I'll try to pretend he doesn't exist. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | [DrBrightSCP]: 1Shaakro... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | [DrBrightSCP]: You see... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | [Andrewzs2005]: Ensismensi123321 recently performed a test on SCP-714. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He sent the report to jumblek10 of the Chaos Insurgency. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | [1Shaakro]: Everyone who is not Ethics Committee, Scientific Department, or [REDACTED], leave this room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | [1Shaakro]: WHAT IS THIS BULL SHIT!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | [1Shaakro]: HE MUST HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF A BAKED POTATO! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | [1Shaakro]: WHO WOULD THINK TO SEND TEST REPORTS TO THE INSURGENCY!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | [1Shaakro]: NEVER HAVE I SEEN SUCH FAILURE FROM THE SCD! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | [1Shaakro]: And I thought the test reports were the worst of it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | [1Shaakro]: First he insults the ScD with his Funyuns odor... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | [1Shaakro]: Now he walks up to the Insurgency with free handouts |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and a birthday cake saying, "LOLSCPSUX!". |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | [toon2121]: He probably thought "Dr. Errol" was from the Foundation! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | [1Shaakro]: I DONT CARE IF HE THINKS ELEPHANTS PISS OUT OF THEIR TRUNKS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | [toon2121]: Calm down, it was just one test report! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | [1Shaakro]: One test report equals all the information they need to kick our ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | [1Shaakro]: THIS IS [REDACTED]. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | [1Shaakro]: If this keeps up, we'll be [REDACTED]! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | [1Shaakro]: RIGHT UP OUR [DATA EXPUNGED]. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | [1Shaakro]: He just sold our deepest secrets for a [REDACTED] nickel! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | [1Shaakro]: I'LL HAVE HIM FED TO SCP-682 WRAPPED IN NAPALM JELLY! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | [1Shaakro]: He has likely already taken all of the knowledge from his tests and given it to the Insurgency! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | [1Shaakro]: He must have already made off with my Pringles! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | [1Shaakro]: I WANT HIM EXILED FROM SCD, THAT'S FINAL! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | [1Shaakro]: This is horrible... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | [1Shaakro]: He probably freed a gorilla from the zoo and replaced SCP-1000! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | [1Shaakro]: It hurts my head imagining... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | [1Shaakro]: That settles it... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | [1Shaakro]: I demand a disciplinary hearing be held in light of the situation! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | [1Shaakro]: He is going to put the rest of us at risk for his stupidity! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | [1Shaakro]: That, and he clogged the restroom toilets. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | [1Shaakro]: The one with the butt ghost! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | [1Shaakro]: And now the butt ghost won't stop screaming "Oh no, my face!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | [sonpo3435 to chgz]: Don't worry, he's almost done. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | [1Shaakro] He's brought hell to this Foundation... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | [1Shaakro]: All that we've worked for faces destruction because of him. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | [1Shaakro]: Toon... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | [1Shaakro]: I have a favor to ask of you. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | [1Shaakro]: Shoot him down as much as you like. My orders. He is exiled from the Scientific Department. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | [1Shaakro]: Before long, I'll have him completely exiled from SCP:F. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | [1Shaakro]: You are all dismissed. |
