| 00:00 - 00:02 | Help us |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | From the drunk Ukrainian guy |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | My name is Major Tymur Pistriuha |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Did you like those men? |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Yes,one looked like Dennis Tan |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | I am doing Boomerang |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | He said Coops would meet me at the airport |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Is that Constable Cooper? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Yes, that smart arse that fines me every Thursday |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | He started my drinking problem |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | At Crackenback in a spa |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | With many men |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I am getting as drunk as I did when my wife gave birth |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Did you know I was the greatest ITO ACSC has ever seen? |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Yes I did...Bill Myatt told me |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | what time is your next flight to Kiev? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | It was two hours ago - Rory Colquhoun will arrange my new flight |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Show me some dance moves |
