| 00:00 - 00:03 | Graham, Navan are in our Area |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So are kells |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ashbourne have come across |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the county as always |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should send them the fuck back |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Them ashbourne cunts |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They,d go to the wild fires in California |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Graham, they are going there |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They are bringing |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The water tanker |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the kitchen sink |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | That's fuckin it, Paul,Ac & Tommy stay, the rest can go |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm fuckin ringing Barry |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Everbody is going everywhere |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Except us, the poor mans relation nobody calls Trim |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fuck Trim Fuck Trim |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The women cant go to Navan anymore |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There wont be a Trim girl ever fingered in the |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Palace again by a navan man |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Donnie Quinn can park up the buses |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But whats this got to do with areas |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Tommy just because you've a massive cock doesn't mean we have |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's only 20 inches flaccid |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There you go again, Mr Big fuckin cock shut up you cunt |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is getting ridiculous |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We are getting no where |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm fuckin going to text Padraig too |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everyone is getting called except us |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Put the women in lock down, just like the covid thing |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No vico grills for them for a while until we get called |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just tell the cunts to turn us out |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll stop the bread run, I'll starve the cunts |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Are the pagers working |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I might need a new battery, Duracell are the best |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Did you get the 3 o clock test |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why aren't they calling us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't want to have to ring David Condra because he's fuck all use |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Out milking his cows, he'd be to busy to talk us Trim cunts |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But he might help us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No actually he won't |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | As useful as tits on a bull |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Bulls don't have tits Síle |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Look I'll ring Johnny Mac |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He'll tell me if Navan are in our area |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A 20 inch cock |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tommy make sure nobody here's about your cock |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You could make us a laughing stock, my arm is only 20 inches long |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm only 2 inches erect |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Will the pager ever go off for fuck sake |
