| 00:01 - 00:07 | You kids have angered our country. You should respect honorable Palliser & Jacki |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | You say SHIP us here. Ship us there. And you can't make your beds at honorable Palliser House. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | I'll bet you 100 to 1 that will change grasshoppers! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Or get the Palliser Hammer! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | In danger... you are! |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | You will get hot chili underpants torture to start! Can't complain w/out phones! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Godzilla fire poops will be in your miserable future! |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Many laughs for Jacki & Palliser & Daniel-son! |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | No ice cream & you MUST ride the bus 100 days! |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | You have awaken Palliser Gods & pray for forgiveness! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Face-karate-chops from mom... |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | You each will change baby chili-pants soon. |
