| 00:00 - 00:03 | Team building websites are popping up everywhere |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, we see over 200 websites, they have shown up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they have better SEO and web presence than we do |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's not clear where they found this SEO genius |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their leaders. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out where they found these people and pay them more |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can't find their leaders or their SEO team |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are off the grid |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody get out, I'm hiring new people who don't know what a prick I am |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why can't I do anything right? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I just want everyone to worship me, while I arbitrarily whittle commissions and instructor fees away. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now they sue me? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The IRS and Justice department are investigating me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My business is fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I just wanted to save on payroll taxes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My scare tactics ALWAYS work! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, your instructors are not happy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to leave me and start a competing business? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they were frustrated and looking for relief |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll put me out of business, but what of it? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Thousands and thousands of dollars in legal fees |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That could have been avoided by paying outstanding commissions |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we can run a business better" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will treat our contractors with integrity" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I invented this shit back in the 1950s! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am THE KING in this industry! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole with balls of steel and financial backing started this vendetta against me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now I'm going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't beat a Texas linebacker |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've been doing too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think I am? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Haven't they seen my "life of a millionaire' Youtube videos? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, it was just bad lighting |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The legal bills will just mount and mount |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The house will be gone, the Hummer, the Escalade |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I dont' want it up the ass. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nobody likes Texans in prison. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I keep hoping they chicken out. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I think they're taking it to the end this time |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should have treated my employees with respect |
