| 00:01 - 00:06 | Welcome, even though Cardiff City have dropped like a ton of shite through the trap door the smell still lingers |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | what makes people like you want to support these overpaid minnows |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | whats the incentive that drives you? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | free food from the "food bank" is one |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | clean underwear twice weekly |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me.. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | clean underwear delivered twice a week is nothing to be sniffed at |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | sorry... |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | and...and season ticked holders are also entitled to tinned spam at the turnstiles |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | sometimes pilchards |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | or meatballs |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Excuse me everyone. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | excuse me uhm...you were saying clean underwear and pilchards |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | hysterical laughter |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | whats so funny, fish oils are good for you, ask anyone |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Sorry, I am so sorry |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | I mean no disrespect to the viewers |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | The supporters club is now trading on Ebay to try and repay TAN the £120 million... any problems so far? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | a few, but now we have started selling all the contents of Cardiff City trophy room |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Mhm.. |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | the carpet have already sold |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | bids on two mops and a bucket |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | we need to raise enough |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | .... so we can be as good as Swansea |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | well. maybe not as good as Swansea but better than Newport.. |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Shirley Bassey may donate some items of clothing |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | thought she was dead |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | just from the waist down |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me, excuse me please. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | sorry |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Now we'll go to the public..uhm..lets all settle down |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | And take some questions for you..uhm.. |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Yes, you sir. Ask the guests..about anything.. |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | If I get a season ticket can I have my tinned pilchards in tomato sauce |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | and is it true the only makes they have are "happy shopper"...yes? |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | try the meatballs, they"re campbells |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | or try fried spam |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | will my underwear come back minus the skid marks |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | not with Bellamy doing the laundry |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | I will need them starched so my tackle stays inside |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | ask the hunchback to starch them for me |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Theres only one football club in Wales and thats the mighty SWANS |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | Cardiff will never acheive what the Jacks have |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | they contaminate everything thats good about football |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | with Malky gone and solskjaer in charge , they are guaranteed to drop lower.... |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | than old mother rileys ten ton tits |
