00:00 - 00:03 | Good morning Sergeants, Welcome to MP ALC class 006-14 |
00:03 - 00:08 | Be prepared to spend several hours of wasted time in the MSCOE building conveniently located by this giant parking lot you cannot park in |
00:08 - 00:12 | I can assure you all Sergeants will be treated equally each day and reminded how they are marginal NCO's |
00:12 - 00:16 | Students will be required to carry a significant portion of their packing list for absolutely no reason. |
00:17 - 00:22 | Too easy, make sure thay all have their assault packs for uniformity purposes. We dont want to look like WLC |
00:24 - 00:26 | 1SG.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | CID |
00:31 - 00:33 | CID doesnt have assault packs |
00:33 - 00:36 | The packing list didn't apply because they aren't really Soldiers |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody except the SGLs leave this room and take this time to go to the shoppette |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is wrong with them? |
01:15 - 01:17 | They will all carry Ruck sacks with no less than half the packing list |
01:18 - 01:23 | I can assure you that they will play ruck ruck games for the entirety of this cycle |
01:25 - 01:28 | All NCOs will be punished from this day forward |
01:29 - 01:31 | We will march everywhere!!!! |
01:31 - 01:35 | They will be laughed at by the privates because they cannot sing cadence |
01:35 - 01:40 | In the field they will police call for trash in the dark using red lens flashlights |
01:40 - 01:42 | 1SG, don't you think that is unnecessary |
01:42 - 01:46 | They will be miserable and we will assign them incomplete gear and blame them when it's missing during turn in |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they will be frustrated and will complain for hours |
01:48 - 01:53 | They will suffer and I will ensure they walk aimlessly around FOB Falcon until someone dehydrates and ends up in the hospital |
01:53 - 01:54 | Airborne!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They walk around with their maroon berets |
01:57 - 02:00 | Shouting Airborne when there is only one real paratrooper in the class |
02:00 - 02:03 | I will show them how Airborne they are |
02:04 - 02:08 | In the field they will change back in forth for hours on end |
02:08 - 02:13 | You will give them minimal guidance and there better be red ink over all their work |
02:14 - 02:16 | They will all get marked for gestures |
02:17 - 02:21 | We will schedule them for every post run possible to ensure they can properly fall out of a run to the standard |
02:27 - 02:29 | When they ask for additional guidance |
02:30 - 02:34 | Just tell them they should have paid attention in class |
02:34 - 02:36 | Tell them they are NCOs and they should have known |
02:41 - 02:42 | They will learn absolutely nothing |
02:43 - 02:47 | We will even accuse them of cheating so we can make their unit's hate them |
02:48 - 02:53 | Every SGL will have their own grading curriculum so we can keep them confused |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Somebody better ensure that there are no 2062s used for turn in |
03:00 - 03:02 | There will be mass confusion for turn in and we will keep them for several hours |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay DS, he will call |
03:14 - 03:16 | I will schedule the Commandant to speak to them |
03:19 - 03:23 | We will give him 6 black and white slides |
03:25 - 03:26 | They will fight sleep |
03:31 - 03:35 | It will be contradictory to what we expect in their briefs |
03:40 - 03:46 | 3rd squad will be the only group that actually stands eachother |
03:46 - 03:49 | Someone in 3rd squad........ |
03:53 - 03:58 | Someone will end up with a trannie after its all said and done |