| 00:00 - 00:05 | Mein Fuherer |
| 00:00 - 00:05 | There is a problem. |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We were unable to utilize chalkboard paint Mein Fuehrer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The units are saying it is a waste of money and the kids won't like it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The staff says it's a proud day for A4T |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The chalkboard paint |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | was bought and delivered, but |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So big deal, some of the units did not need it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | why tell me this? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuehrer, I ummm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | None of the ports |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...are wiling to use it, zero |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say it is stupid |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone under the rank of Buck Sgt, please leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Even the slackers at McGuire know not to refuse me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How date they defy me. Unbelievable! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How can we supply the wars |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | without chalkboard paint in the family rooms? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is Space A children aren't happy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | then AMC's mission is a complete failure! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What is TRANSCOM saying? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They say that commanders are heroes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Heroes? Well, why do they say that? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Because, it's just paint |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You me, nobody else sees the criticality of chalkboard paint |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not one fucking person?!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The children will never be happy, MRAPs will not be delivered! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | These port commanders need to learn that air trans is art. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How can I enjoy my retirement without chalkboard paint? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What will I tell my children and grandchildren? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Didn't I tell you to send them my color pallets? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Didn't I tell you to put chalk in all the passenger terminals? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We could have had happy children! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But now...but now, we're all $#@! screwed! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Space A flyers will willingly doodle on white boards |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or be satisfied watching the news or DVDs! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We did everything else! New furniture |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Jungle Gyms, curtains, carpet, Face Book |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even vending machines! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We paid A4 millions to pick pretty colors |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and design fancy logos! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We FM to reallocate critical funds! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's true, we reduce flying hours to buy chalkboard paint. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But now, after all that work... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ..after all the money we spent on chalkboard paint.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I even sent and email to all the Wing Commanders telling them how vital the chalkboard paint is to national security |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...the wars are lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will never have this chance again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The nation is bankrupt, there is no money for the finer things |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I may as well just retire |
