| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately its just as we thought Alasdair, I have found some evidence |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Laura has planned yet another holiday for you two at the weekend |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As you can see |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The place is already chosen, with many trips organised |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Again it is planned to the second. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can these plans be stopped? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The football is on then |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Alasdair... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The holiday was booked late last night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | there was nothing we could do... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who don't regularly join us on nights out leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck can this be stopped? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Falkirk are going to win the league this weekend |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I need to see Falkirk become the champions! And she knows that! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No!....Laura will NOT ruin ANOTHER football weekend with the lads |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Devious bitch, that she is |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Did she think I wouldn't remember?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm going to miss it - |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | While you lads get drunk and enjoy the fucking victory |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Alasdair we can record the match, we won't tell you the result. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But, Facebook and the fucking news papers will! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Alasdair please, it was only one suggestion |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Aye! and a pish one at that Colin |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Dammit shes controlling me again |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's always around the football |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I tell you it's like she listens in on our conversations |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | First she found out about my weekday piss ups after work - they were stopped |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Second, my xmas chocolate stash was to be chucked out as it wasnt healthy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now every other day she want's to go bike rides or walking! I have no time for that shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | dear god i need a break |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't think i can handle another weekend away with the same fucking museum routines |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I really really hate them |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And she has stopped the sex too |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The one time I am boss |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't handle this anymore, im going to have to text her my feelings |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll tell her 'this weekend is football and football only' |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Of course it wont work though |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She wont reply to my well thought out text message |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | she never bloody does |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | See Natalie it's not only you that doesn't get a text reply |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | if i text now there will be no dinner either |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | there will only be lauras eyes shadying me from the couch |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's frightening |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You know she always gets her way |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You know - i can't even turn the oven on, Lauras never shown me how |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Shes clearly prepared for this well in advance |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | She's won again, a weekend away it is |
