| 00:00 - 00:03 | Thank you for offering to work in Lincolnshire |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You're on ER102 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You need to pick it up at PATC and drive over to Newark |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your crewmate is Andy G, he will meet you there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then you need to drive to Boston and book on there |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And when we're there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we book on with the EOC desk |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ray... |
| 00:26 - 00:31 | If that does happen, they can fuck off. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | your not going to like this,but |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'm afraid you're not on the EOC desk |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You need to book on with the urgent desk |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out, except these three funking cunts |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | So we're not on the fucking EOC desk? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You've fucking stiffed me over big time, I'm not helping you funking cunts out again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So its just going to be the same old shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Smelly snatch piss |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and stupid off legs cunts |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | while there's emergency calls stacking up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | at least I wont end up in fucking Nottingham while I'm up there |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ray,I afraid to say,Rose is on control and sending the Lincoln crews to Nottingham |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU WHAT!? ? Why the fuck are we going up to Boston for then? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ray, we have to do what they want. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh shut the fuck up,We are licking there arse's! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What a load of bollocks! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual then |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Stupid fucking relatives running out to the ambulance |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "You're a bit early, they said it'd be 4 hours" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and saying you'll need a chair because they can't walk |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | then when you ask where they are.."ooh she's upstairs" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why the fuck are they upstairs if they can't walk? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They can fucking walk, they just can't be fucking arsed! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And they send jobs that say "BLS crew OK" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm not BLS, I'm fucking ILS Crew |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why do they fucking say that? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am sick of it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I thought an A+E shift in Lincoln would be a nice change from the usual shit we get. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I bet that cunts Rose and Brett will stitch us over and make us late off |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | sending us miles away on jobs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | while there's other jobs that are closer |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The stupid bitch Rose wants sacking! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Are you listening Rose? You haven't got a fucking clue |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | While we we're on the tech course |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they told us we'd be on the EOC desk |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Doing emergency calls |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and FRV back-ups |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But we've just ended up doing the same old smelly snatch piss as before |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | at the rate i'll be back doing fucking PTS work |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Back where I fucking started,it takes the piss. |
