| 00:00 - 00:03 | Game 1 of the NBA Finals is in the 4th quarter |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Heat are up by 4 points |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Both teams are playing very well |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lebron James leads all players in scoring |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However the Spurs aren't far behind and will try to rally in the 4th |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok King James got this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we'll take the 1-0 lead in the series |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lebron.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lebron got cramps in the 4th quarter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He left the game and the Spurs shit all over the Heat |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has been Heat fan since 2010 leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the Hell Lebron! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could you screw us this bad! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Eat a damn bannana for fucks sake! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We let game 1 slip away... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now the Spurs have all the momentum |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We'll be screwed in game 2! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Manu will just make it rain on us! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Lebron is our everything! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir we still had 2/3 of the big 3... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is 2/3 better than 3 I don't fucking think so! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, there is more to the team than the big 3 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who Birdman and Mario Chalmers? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Birdman looks like a rapist! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Chalmers could've played more |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But he took so many damn fouls |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | In the first fucking half! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bosh and Wade aren't Lebron |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Lebron needs to put his fucking big boy pants on for once |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I get cramps all the time in my sleep |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They hurt like shit but he should toughen up! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I bought a Lebron jersey when he signed |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He would bring glory to Heat fans everywhere |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But he was the only one who couldn't finish the game |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ridiculous |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To think that the best player in the NBA leaves because of cramps |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That is beyond fucking outrageous |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He has boat loads of money |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Buy some fucking gatorade you idiot |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It doesn't cost that much! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Dwayne we didn't get cramps |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The bandwagoners will leave our team now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We better win in game 2 to get them back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We better |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Lebron don't cramp |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will stick bananas in his mouth when he sleeps |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe that will solve our problems and he'll posterize Diaw |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
