| 00:02 - 00:07 | Mein Furher... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | there is now a Man From UNCLE movie. |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | This is good. Just in time for the 50th anniversary |
| 00:26 - 00:31 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:33 - 00:38 | The movie won't be out until January 2015. |
| 00:54 - 00:59 | Will people who thought Tom Cruise should be Solo, please leave. |
| 01:14 - 01:19 | How can they let the 50th anniversary go by? |
| 01:20 - 01:25 | They are letting a marketing opportunity slide by! |
| 01:33 - 01:38 | Look at what Skyfall did with 007's 50th anniversary! |
| 01:41 - 01:46 | But the fall 2014 release schedule was crowded, Mein Fuhrer |
| 01:51 - 01:56 | It is wrong to wait until after the 50th anniversary! |
| 02:00 - 02:05 | Remember -- I had a cameo if the fifth episode! |
| 02:13 - 02:18 | This is a disaster! |
| 02:20 - 02:25 | A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity wasted! |
| 02:30 - 02:35 | Why do they not listen to me? |
| 02:44 - 02:49 | January? That's when studios put movies they think will bomb! |
| 02:58 - 03:03 | Nobody will see the movie now! |
| 03:05 - 03:10 | Don't worry. Mid-January has become a good release date for movies. |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | I so much wanted to hear.... |
| 03:27 - 03:32 | "Open Channel D" for the 50th anniversary |
| 03:42 - 03:47 | Oh well.... |
| 03:50 - 03:55 | ...at least Tom Cruise won't be Solo. |
