| 00:00 - 00:03 | Clobberin' Time has reviewed Mike Alonzo just reviewed Zack Snyder's Man of Steel movie. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Henry Cavill does a good Superman, but |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's like WATCHMEN all over again. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Jonathan Kent was played by |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Kevin Costner, an actor with many awards. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So big deal, they let some nobody |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | make a big Hollywood movie. Why should I care? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuehrer, I ummm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Snyder.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Snyder hates Superman. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Snyder's movies suck ass. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you sat through SUCKER PUNCH, leave the room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:20 | All this $#!@ really sucks! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I should beat Snyder's face in! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How did we lose the war to a |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | country run by such morons? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I could have hired Pauly Shore to direct and |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he would have won an Oscar! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What is the American media saying? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | E! and TMZ are calling it a triumph of film making! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those paparazzi loving pricks? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | If Mike Alonzo says the movie sucks, then.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You mean to tell me they made a movie after years of planning |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and Mike Alonzo hates it? Why? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Was it the dark blue wet suit? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Because that looks like something I should wear! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why make a movie if experts are going to hate it? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They'll look like fools when people find out |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that Superman actually LIKES having powers? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Didn't I tell you to put listening devices in Mike Alonzo's underwear? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We could have stopped this review! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But now... we're being called "Snombies"! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | America will never let me direct the new Ben Affleck Batman now! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They know I needed to make their heroes look like pussies! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We did everything! Killed Pa Kent, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | black Perry White, female Jimmy Olsen! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Outrageous special effects budget! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We paid David Goyer millions to look the other way |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | while we wrote about a whiny muscle boy! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We paid off critics! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | At least Julie Schwartz didn't have to see it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But now, after all that work... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ..after all the money we spent buying off CNN, CBS and NBC... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I even had breakfast with that idiot Matt Lauer |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I.....I even blew him..... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll never convince America that Lois Lane isn't a lesbian.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Snyder has made her damaged goods... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Shit...at this point, Clark might as well marry Perry White. |
